Surely I’m not the only fast food employee that makes one of the soft serve ice cream cones bigger than the other when handing them to families. It incites jealousy and chaos among the kids and it’s hilarious to watch.
THEY ALL LOOK HIGH
Tommy on that next level
remember when all of angels and airwaves had some kind of motorcycle fetish
lifehack: always cover your knife with cocaine so when you lick your victims blood off it you get the rush you need to run from the cops
Surely my workplace isn’t the only fast food place to use a pool cue to point out the burgers to foreign customers.
Surely I’m not the only fast food worker that thinks really hard at peculiar customers ‘I know you can read minds.’ So if they can read minds, they know I’m business.
The first five songs on Love Part 2 are equally as amazing as the first five seconds of ejaculation.